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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 16, 2014 23:09:40 GMT
So, today was... odd, to say the least.
Ace, who I totally not expected, just quit, and signed a contract to say so.
I want you all to comment some things about being in the Finale and to say something about Ace's departure before he actually leaves.
It's...
...I don't know what's going on.
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Post by Paola/Joshua on Jan 17, 2014 22:17:47 GMT
Joshua walks trought Ace and reverence him.
"You were a good player, King Ace."
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 19, 2014 16:00:13 GMT
*WE RESUME OUR SCHEDULE, WITH THE GRAND FINALE*
*CONFESSIONAL - JOSHUA*
"I... I don't get it! I thought Ace was willing to go all the way to the finale with me, and then he quits because of that? Totally not a honorable thing to do. Plus, I'm left alone with Kelsey and Crindoela, who are buddies here"
*CONFESSIONAL - KELSEY*
"I think what Ace did was a ruse. He was just pretending to quit because of the golf, but in reality was quitting because of his detective objective, yeah, that must be it."
*CONFESSIONAL - CRINDOELA*
"Cor blimey, really didn't expect that. At least, Final Three, woohoo! And Kelsey's still here! And Joshua, bleh, is still here"
*CONFESSIONAL - ACE*
*He's there, smirking, arms crossed*
*ELIMINATION AREA*
Chris McLean begins to say "Hello everyone, and welcome to the moment where the Final Four turns into the Final Three. I didn't expect someone quitting this far in the game, but dem's the breaks. Ace, please, the door's this way"
"Haha" Ace laughs "What are you talking about?"
Chris stays there, baffled "You quitting? You even signed a contract!"
"Well, Chris" Ace says, smirking "You and I know as much that a contract is only worth something if both parties sign their real names"
Chris facepalms "Stop with the game, you clearly signed Ace!"
Ace snaps his fingers "Yes, yes I did. And don't you see the mistake you've just made?"
Joshua is there, perplexed "Wait, what's going on!"
Kelsey is also there, wide-eyed "So, he's not quitting?"
Chris hurries backstage and comes back with a contract "SEE? This is you sign-up contract! You clearly ALSO signed Ace!"
Ace, with a now devious look on his face "COULDN'T YOU SEE THE BLOODY DOTS?"
Zoom in on the contract, where Ace's signature reads...
...A.C.E.
Big flash, the elimination area is covered in smoke. Ace is now wearing a purple cape, a monocle, holding a cane in one hand and a skull in the other. He grins.
"Tis I, Andrew Connogher Edmund! Or do you think I had a name as lame as ACE. Pfft, incredible, how naive you all are. I just wanted to get RID of that challenge, that's it. And I'm serious, NO ONE DESECRATES GOLF. Haha... well, this was a disappointment, I thought these peeps would at least be some challenge."
Crindoela speaks up "What are you talking about?"
Joshua stands up "You've betrayed our trust?"
Ace goes up to Joshua and pushes him down with the cane "What trust? You were all foolish enough to trust someone from the beginning. This is a game OF DISTRUST. This is a game of chaos. By not thinking ahead, you FAILED."
He dusts his sleeves "So yeah, it was me. Everything. The missing things for Crindoela's Party. Rosetta's immunity in Antarctica. Paola and Dakota's elimination, along every other elimination I've subtly manipulated! It was ALL me. EVERYTHING WAS A LIE"
Ace laughs "Now, if you pardon me, I have to cast my vote, because I suppose a real elimination is about to take place"
He leaves, and Chris talks "Well... THAT was unexpected. I think"
Kelsey begins to sob a bit "We... we trusted you!"
Crindoela, punching the wall "And he made himself look like a victim all the time!"
Joshua, rubbing his stomach "THAT IS NOT HONORABLE, ACE. THAT'S NOT THE ATTITUDE OF A KING!"
*CONFESSIONAL - ACE*
Ace laughs, pocketing his monocle. "Now... who's leaving?"
*CONFESSIONAL - JOSHUA*
Joshua gets his sword and cuts through the paper with Ace's face.
*CONFESSIONAL - KELSEY*
"I've said I was out to get whoever booted Paola. It's YOUR turn to leave, Ace. I mean, A.C.E. GAAH"
*CONFESSIONAL - CRINDOELA*
"That bloody bastard. You know what, I'm not even voting for Joshua today, that's how serious this is!"
*ELIMINATION AREA*
"The votes were cast. It was fast, guess everything IS really tense today. So, when I call your name, you're safe. Crindoela, Joshua. You two are safe!"
The two glare at each other. They're both mad at Ace, but aren't the best of buddies.
Kelsey looks at Ace, mad. Ace is just laying on the ground, feet kicked up in the air, sleeping.
Chris interrupts.
"Anyway, Ace, you're out! Now that was not unexpected!"
Everyone cheers, Ace just raises a wooden statue. He grins "How everyone's naive, didn't I say I do it all? All also includes the immunity statue switch."
Chris looks at the statue "Well, it is the real deal, so I guess Ace's face"
Ace stops "Can you please stop calling me that? The jig is up, no need to call me by my fake name."
Joshua exclaims "Oh, goddamit, that is unbelievable!"
Crindoela pops in "What else do you have planned?"
Ace laughs "Oh, you haven't scratched the surface. Anyway, Kelsey, why so silent?"
Kelsey stops, realizing what happened "Oh, no, you don't mean..."
Ace "Yes. Yes, I do."
Chris intervenes "Yes, since Ace has the immunity idol, Kelsey, I'm sorry, but you're leaving".
Kelsey stands up and begins to walk to the door. She turns around. "Ace, you may have tricked me but now you're done for. Joshua and Crindoela are definitely taking you down"
He smirks "I'd like to see them try. And, well, good, because so far, they haven't been a challenge at all"
Crindoela crosses her arms, Joshua frowns at him.
Kelsey leaves "Bye-bye!"
Chris pushes her out.
Chris, standing in front of the camera. "Now THAT was unexpected! We have the Final Three! Who will win, who will lose? After today, well, EVERYTHING CAN HAPPEN. You can't miss next time, and the exciting and thrilling conclusion of...
...TOTAL...
...DRAMA...
...CRUISE!
Ace yawns.
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