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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 2, 2014 15:31:34 GMT
WARNING: THE COURSE IS NOT OPEN YET!
Hello, everyone, welcome to hole 1! While the challenge may not have started quite yet, I'm giving you a glimpse of the first hole!
These holes were made based on iconic places and challenges of the past seasons. As an example, look over there.
*Chris points towards hole 1. Turns out this mini-golf isn't quite mini, as they see a huge slope up to a really tall cliff. After the cliff, there's a jump from it to a 'safe' circle in the middle of a lake, based on the first challenge of Season One*
As you can see, it's quite dangerous. Par for this hole is... *he takes note* 8. Hopefully you can make it out there alive.
For reference, the cliff is about 10 times your size. Good luck. You can discuss while we're here, before we start the challenge, of course.
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Post by Ace on Jan 2, 2014 15:35:53 GMT
Ace is standing there, on his kilt, swinging his mini-golf club and doing practice shots on the air "Man, that was a good one! Oh yes, golf, the sport of the kings"
He begins smirking "Not to brag, but I was the champion of three mini-golf championships back in my hometown, so I can safely say I have the upper hand. After all, it's only geometry."
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 2, 2014 19:06:30 GMT
((it's not needed for Kelsey to answer the questions, but it'd really be for the best if she did before we began the challenge))
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Post by Paola/Joshua on Jan 3, 2014 23:15:47 GMT
Joshua enters on the local using an armor.
When he notices that everyone are staring at him he asks "What? What's wrong?"
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 9, 2014 0:26:55 GMT
Next challenge will start soon! It will be a 'turn' challenge, so there's no need to directly rush, but if you're online during someone else's turn you can try to trick them. It'll start tomorrow, alphabetically.
Also.. *Chris hands some remotes to the players* Press this and your ball will create a huge shock, you know, just to make sabotaging a risk and reward thing.
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 12, 2014 19:47:10 GMT
CHALLENGE STARTS NOW, WE'LL GO ALPHABETICALLY YOU LAZY BASTARDS.
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Post by Ace on Jan 12, 2014 19:54:47 GMT
"Sure, let's see". *He puts the ball at the start of the hole, looks at the top of the cliff, takes aim and ready for the swing* This is definitely not reaching the top of the cliff in one shot, so I need to land it somewhere good, hopefully with a vantage point. *He swings, it's a hit, the ball begins rolling up hill.* Now, hopefully it doesn't roll back down. *It begins doing so* Oh, darn it.
*The ball falls in a hole that was there*
"Wait, how am I getting it out of there now?"
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 12, 2014 19:58:40 GMT
Don't know, don't care, but do it when it's your turn next.
Up to the club is Crindoela, you have 8 hours to make your swing. (First round will give 8 hours for everyone to make their swing, following ones will give less and less)
Get it. Golf puns. They're on par with a lot of other puns. Haha, another pun.
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 13, 2014 19:48:57 GMT
Joshua's next to the swing.
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Post by Paola/Joshua on Jan 16, 2014 15:58:35 GMT
Joshua prepares and takes his Sword to do the work "perfect", he swings and hits the ball that slice in a half
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 16, 2014 16:16:00 GMT
Can we please stop losing the balls?
Kelsey's next.
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Post by Kelsey/Mason on Jan 16, 2014 22:26:31 GMT
Kelsey closes one eye, and tries to work out how to hit the ball.
"Hmm.." Kelsey murmured. She swings the golf club behind her and as it flies back up after hitting the ball it smacks her face, forcing her to the floor.
"Ow.."
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 16, 2014 23:00:18 GMT
Alright, that is surprisingly the best shot we've seen here all week!
Come on Ace, you're up.
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Post by Ace on Jan 16, 2014 23:03:38 GMT
Ace looks at the hole, looks at the club, looks at Chris and grows infuriated. He throws the club at the ground, snapping it in half.
"NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, NO WAY IN HELL I'M DOING THIS. NOT ONLY DO YOU DESECRATE SCOTLAND, BUT YOU DESECRATE GOLF, THE SPORT OF THE KINGS. NO. NO. THAT'S IT. KICK ME, PUNCH ME, MAKE ME SUFFER, BUT DO NOT PUT GOLF THROUGH THIS ABOMINATION COURSE OF YOURS. THAT'S IT!"
He yells
"I QUIT! MY TIME HERE WAS DUE ANYWAY. THAT'S IT, I LOOK FORWARD TO SEE YOU OFF TONIGHT, AT THE ELIMINATION CERIMONY, WHERE I, ACE, WILL JUST DAMN QUIT"
"BRING ME A CONTRACT SO I CAN SIGN IT ALREADY YOU LOUSY GOOD FOR NOTHING SON OF A BI-"
*Static*
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Post by Chris McLean on Jan 16, 2014 23:05:27 GMT
Oh, goddamit, really, someone ELSE quitting?
Fine, whatever, I don't even care anymore either.
*Chris gives him the contract, to which he promptly signs "Ace".*
Let's head back to the plane, and to the elimination cerimony, where Ace will be leaving. Please say your thoughts on the matter before that, though, as this probably came off as quite a shocker.
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