Confessional 1 - First Thoughts
Jul 20, 2013 0:29:03 GMT
Post by Ace on Jul 20, 2013 0:29:03 GMT
Ace lazily enters the confessional
"Oh, right, confessional. Guess it's time to make some first impressions and all that, uh?" He scratches his chin "Since I'm the oh-so called Jack of All Trades, I also think you expect me to make this some pretty big and interesting thing and all that jazz" He rubs his hands "Sorry, but I'm not gonna do that for 'ya".
"It's easy to mistake me for some cocky jerk who likes to bloat, like, all bark and no bite, but to be pretty honest, I kinda am the Jack of All Trades! I'm not perfect at anything, no, on the contraire, I'm fairly mediocre on everything I do, but it almost always does the job"
"And with that, well, I'm kinda expected to do good and get far, you know? Jack of All Trades, good at everything, oh, so he must be reaching the finals! Can't I just relax for a second and not worry about any of that?"
"I mean, yeah, I'll be doing my best with challenges, human relationships, all that wacky odd stuff, that really, who cares, but if I lose, no big deal! I'd be probably less pissed off than I am the fact they left Oceania out of the picture with this team business"
"Which, well, it's really not that much. So just let me ace this 'relaxation' business, alright? Good, nice talking to 'ya".
He leaves for a second, but then comes back right away
"Oh great, Dangan Cruise, oh, that would be SWEET! Hopefully I'm not a 'contestant' on that one, though" He uses imaginary quotes, and taps his chin, thoughtful.
"Not a real contestant at least! Glad I got my paper, it's time to write!"
"Oh, right, confessional. Guess it's time to make some first impressions and all that, uh?" He scratches his chin "Since I'm the oh-so called Jack of All Trades, I also think you expect me to make this some pretty big and interesting thing and all that jazz" He rubs his hands "Sorry, but I'm not gonna do that for 'ya".
"It's easy to mistake me for some cocky jerk who likes to bloat, like, all bark and no bite, but to be pretty honest, I kinda am the Jack of All Trades! I'm not perfect at anything, no, on the contraire, I'm fairly mediocre on everything I do, but it almost always does the job"
"And with that, well, I'm kinda expected to do good and get far, you know? Jack of All Trades, good at everything, oh, so he must be reaching the finals! Can't I just relax for a second and not worry about any of that?"
"I mean, yeah, I'll be doing my best with challenges, human relationships, all that wacky odd stuff, that really, who cares, but if I lose, no big deal! I'd be probably less pissed off than I am the fact they left Oceania out of the picture with this team business"
"Which, well, it's really not that much. So just let me ace this 'relaxation' business, alright? Good, nice talking to 'ya".
He leaves for a second, but then comes back right away
"Oh great, Dangan Cruise, oh, that would be SWEET! Hopefully I'm not a 'contestant' on that one, though" He uses imaginary quotes, and taps his chin, thoughtful.
"Not a real contestant at least! Glad I got my paper, it's time to write!"