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Post by Ace on Aug 12, 2013 0:29:34 GMT
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Ace is driving a small motorplane above the clouds somewhere in the Pacific Ocean
"The next challenge should be soon. I'm sure Chris would kick me off if we lost there, if he didn't kick me off already. If the latter is true, I shall be a stowaway, but I need to be on that boat."
He does a small loop-de-loop
"Shouldn't be wasting gas, but there really isn't anything else I can do"
He hears the sound of a helicopter, and notices there is one behind him
"Poo poo, did they find me?"
Without looking back, he does a sudden 90º dive.
"Come after me, if you dare"
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Post by Ace on Aug 12, 2013 1:06:58 GMT
The helicopter cuts close, and begins shooting.
"Their pattern will be erratic if I keep spinning... hm, yes, that's it" He begins spinning the motorplane before finally taking off again close to the water "They're still close, though"
"Damn, where are my guns, I've been so goddamn careless" He begins rushing through his luggage, and a loud voice appears again
"SURRENDER NOW"
Ace facepalms and then gets an idea "Oh, you again? You know what, I don't care, send your folks to fight."
"WE CAN JUST SHOOT YOU, THOUGH"
"Yes, you can, but where's the fun?" He puts his finger on his forehead "You know, for an evil villain, you're not playing your part very well"
"You think we're the bad guys? Ha, you know very little, my friend. I shall grant your wish, though. You, at the helicopter, go down there and fight him"
"Y-yes captain!"
Ace gets out of his seat and climbs onto the top of the motorplane "I'm waiting!"
The guy at the helicopter falls onto the top of the motorplane, gripping a sword
"Hey, playing with blades, uh?" He raises his fists "I'll give you an advantage"
"What, you're going bare-handed? This should be easy!"
He runs to strike but Ace rolls and delivers an uppercut "Yes, so easy"
"F-fool! You think I'm gonna back away with only a punch?" The helicopter guy grips his sword tightly "You don't know who you're fighting with!"
"That much is true, but still." He dodges to the right "That doesn't mean you do know who you're fighting with"
"Cocky son of a-"
He gets punched in the face "What, thought I'd wait for you?"
The guy tries to attack Ace with the sword again, but Ace jumps over him "Shouldn't you be trying harder? I mean, boss could give you a raise, eh"
"Plant the bomb and get the hell out of there!"
"Oh, the bomb!" He smirks "Didn't expect that, did you?"
"Actually, I did" Ace hops back to the pilot's seat and does a 180º vertical turn, driving upside down. "You didn't, though".
The guy from the helicopter begins to fall, and Ace turns the plane upright again. The bomb was still planted, though
"Eh, nasty dude. Guess old Betty is going down"
Ace turns 90º and begins driving upwards
"Damn, he's getting away again!"
"Actually, I'm getting near you"
"What?"
Ace jumps from the plane and lands on top of the Helicopter. The plane blows up high in the sky, and Ace protects himself from the debris "God, too many explosions". He looks at the control panel "Shouldn't be too hard, but first things first"
He rips the communication panels off and throws it off the helicopter "Dude shouldn't be able to shut down the power or anything". He checks under the panel and sees a bomb there "As expected"
"Now, should I deactivate it or throw it off the edge. Meh, second options is more practical" The bomb explodes soon after being thrown.
"And now, let's go to the cruise"
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Post by Ace on Aug 15, 2013 20:29:05 GMT
He is munching on a snack on the helicopter "I think I'm going to be late. I'm almost at Japan, but I shouldn't have much fuel left"
"Maybe they're already there, too..."
He takes out a huge stack of papers "Never leave home without a contract." And then, he begins to skim it "So it seems like it's an acting challenge, that would be cool, I'm pretty good at that"
"Oh - I need to know what the script is all about, though, as it will be given by other teams - so I can't just barge in"
"Let's see, am I getting any signal? Hello?" He begins fiddling with the radio controls (not the base communication - general radio) "Anyone there?"
A voice starts speaking back, in japanese "Oi, you're communicating with Tokyo's Central Radio Station"
Ace has no problem understanding it "Look, I'm Ace DeLance, from Total Drama, and I need you to do me a favor"
"Total Drama? Yes, that's a big series around here, we're even showing this challenge's events live!"
"Great! Now can you do me a favour then? As you may notice, I'm not currently in the show"
"Yes, Ace did suddenly vanish"
"Yes" He cleans his throat "I'm on the middle of the Pacific, actually. Now, I need you to watch the show when it begins airing, and tell me what Team America's Script will be"
"Script?"
"Yes, script"
"Aren't you a contestant, though? How do you know the challenge beforehand?"
"I actually READ the contracts"
"Oooooh, got you! I suppose I can give you a call when we find out here, then"
"Good, if I don't get there in enough time, I'll have to cut some corners and see what I can do to help my team"
"Alright, though really, you should keep away from Paola, those kinds of girls never work"
"Thanks for the advice, though I think I've got some bigger problems right now"
"I do have a store that owes me something - so I may even be able to get a costume or something like that"
He sighs "Man, I feel like some kind of Deus Ex-Machina"
"What, sir?"
"You're still here? Okay, just call me when it's time, I think you also got other stuff to do"
"Yes, sir!"
He sighs "Good guy, good guy. Hopefully the Local Yakuza isn't on my tail anymore, though. Made them pretty pissed last time I was here" He puts some sunglasses on "I'm now Jack - Jack LaVie" He begins putting on a secret agent suit in there "It fits me, really"
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Post by Ace on Aug 23, 2013 16:37:00 GMT
He is programming on the computer, listening to some loud jazz music and eating some canned food. "You know, this is the life... hopefully I can get back to the show soon, though mostly to get things right with Paola, get to know what the hell is up with Quinn, and solve me some mysteries."
He sighs "Boy, though, jazz, games and food. Can it get better than this?" He stands up and goes to a locker and opens it "Oh my, it can..."
Cut to Ace back in the chair, wearing a Fez. "After this, you know, between me and the doctor, I'm only missing a time space travelling box, the power to regenerate, and the british accent" He taps with his fingers on the table "Now of course, one of those is impossible for me, I mean, you can't get an accent as solid as that"
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Post by Ace on Aug 26, 2013 17:03:14 GMT
He falls from his chair "Uh-oh, I sense a disturbance in the order" He grabs the radio contact "Hey, hey, what's going on over at Total Drama?"
"Oh, is that Ace? Hey folks, it's Ace!"
"Yes, it's Ace, now what happened?"
"GUYS ACE IS ON THE PHONE!"
"Come on, tell me the business!"
"OH, right! Sorry, sorry! Yeah, let me fill you in....
...first, Quinn quit"
"Dammit, really? Did she leave her stuff on the boat?"
"Yeah, she leapt through the window, but her stuff is probably still there until next elimination is complete"
"God, I need to check something, I need to get there fast!"
"You probably should, I mean, next elimination is already happening"
"...WAIT, WHAT?"
"Yes, neither Team Africa and Team Asia made their scripts, so they're going to send someone home. You better hope it ends on a tie"
"Goddamit, that's a sudden turn in events... What else?"
"Oh, Team America and Europe are competing for the prize, but Team Europe's script only has two people, so you don't need to barge in anymore"
"That's a relief, but I still kinda need to check on Quinn's stuff, though
"I won't question you, after all, you're Ace! I mean, can you sign my son's t-shirt later?"
"Even better, I'll give you an helicopter"
"What, you sure jest!"
"No, not kidding, your son is getting an helicopter, tell me your name, and I'll tell the Total Drama folks to give it to you"
"Oh, I'm Barack Obama Jr, sir!"
"Good, Obama, you're getting an helicopter!"
"Oh, quick note, too, Paola seems to be evil"
"Yeah, I knew it, some of it may be my fault, though, the spark that set her off or something. Is she causing too much havoc?"
"She seems to be getting into a fight with Dakota"
"Well, can't do much about it. Anyway, I'll be getting there soon-ish. Mr. Obama, thanks for everything"
"You're welcome, Ace! HEY FOLKS, ACE THANKED ME!" Random people in the background begin chattering
"Wow, you're sooo lucky"
"Ace's just soooo yummy"
"He's overrated, pff"
"Talk about a deus-ex machina"
"GET BACK TO WORK THIS IS A RADIO STATION!"
"Alright, I suppose, see ya" He shuts off the communication. "Welp, we're down to 11, it seems. Only 7 left to go, if more people don't quit. Next challenge is... hmm, yes, this'll be interesting" He coughs
"Either way, tallyho, Japan, get ready for Jack Lajoie, or whatever random alias I may use now"
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